Vegetable Medley

Dear Sarah,

My girlfriend wants me to penetrate her with a cucumber.  Is this normal? Is it safe?

Organic Gardener

Dear Farmer,

Ordinary household items, including foodstuffs, have been used in sex play since the beginning of time.  Cucumbers have the advantages of being inexpensive, varied in size to accommodate different tastes, and, in your case, chemical free.  As for safety, things to stay aware of include using lubricant to ensure her comfort, making sure the cucumber is long enough so you don’t lose your grasp, and communicating with her to determine a pleasurable depth of penetration.  May your garden prosper!

SK

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